So I got a message today from someone who works in TEDS administration. I won't say who it was, but it seems that this person is very curious to know the identity of the Fake Carson and wanted to meet me in person "regarding the content" of my blog.
It was a deft move on the part of the administration, and I have no doubt that if they were to discover my secret lair they would either throw me in the river or try and kill me with snakes.
So I just have one thing to say to the administration regarding a face-to- face meeting:
